The Me Show

“ Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much”- Oscar Wilde

Welcome Internet predators! I am happy to be abducted. Just be sure to give me a little forewarning. I would like to be able to lock the doors. If you happen to catch me on the streets, I’ll be happy to come with you, so long as the van has candy and free Wi-Fi. 

My name is Alexia. I was born in Hong Kong. I’m just your average OCD person. If I don’t fix the crease on my bedspread, I believe bad things are going to happen. Oh, and I always have to shut the door the right way. You know you’ve done the job when you hear a sweet clicking sound and are unable to open the door unless you bend the handle. 

After reading an article on the intelligence of chickens I became a vegetarian. My parents tried to make this transition as hard as possible for me. On Saturday my mum baked shepard's pie (my favorite). On Sunday my parents took me out to a nice Italian restaurant where they serve a delicious sausage and vegetable pasta. However, I remained strong and didn’t cave.  When Tuesday rolled around I just couldn’t handle it anymore, and that phase in my life rolled to a close. 

Thanks Mum and Dad. Thanks a lot. The chickens really appreciate it. 

Since you’re here, and I’m being forced to post, I might as well write a little bit about my amazingly awesome award winning day. Here it goes:

6:15- Wake up at this ungodly time

Hong Kong

6:20- Brush my teeth & hair

6:25- Dress

6:30- Hide under the covers

6:40- Breakfast!

7:10- Go to school

7:20- Freeze while walking from drop off line to school door. 

7:30- Art

9:03- Walk into the glorious Ms. Hookers room. 

That’s all that’s happened so far. I just know that your heart was pounding when I hid under the covers. 

Love you, care about you, mean it!

Alexia