Wednesday, March 20, 2013

A brief summary.


I'm Landon and I've got a Company but I just call them Co. My Company has been active for a whole 13 1/2 minutes now and I've become pretty successful. Even though I have a popular company don't bother trying to search it on the internet, it's not like it doesn't exist my company is just a little shy. As the president of my very popular company I feel the need to tell you about myself. I enjoy playing baseball, I have been playing for about nine years and my position is catcher. I have a pet rat, her name is Clyde, she’s brown and white and is about five inches long and will be fully grown at eight inches. I also have a pet bird, his name is Dixie. He is about 3 1/2 inches tall and green, blue, and orange and will tear off your finger if you put it anywhere near his mouth. I’m, currently broke that is the reason why I started my very successful company. I have pet peeve with the noise of velcro, when ever I hear it’s like the noise of a guitar getting feedback from the amp while a teacher with long metal nails scratches a a chalkboard into a bullhorn. I really hate the noise. Well now you know a little about me plus I’m out of things to write on this current post. Thank you and Landon and Co. is currently looking for sponsors.


Sincerely,
Landon
President of Landon & Co.

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  2. Inform me when the company stock goes up for sale. Who knows, maybe Wall Street will go crazy for it.

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