Each day I get to school a little bit late, shove my backpack that I’ve had since I was in the third grade into my locker and take a seat in my first period class that, seems to lag on into infinity although it is only an hour and a half. Then when I think I’m about to die the bell rings and I get to go one room over into majestic Julie Hooker territory, HOOKERTOPIA! The minute my worn out sneakers step through the doors barrier the world light up and babies smile and unicorn begin to poop candy! (By the way I am NOT only writing this to get extra credit, although it would be nice.) 

Anyways, I take my seat in the corner and pull out a pencil I have found in the hall. I think I sit in the corner because I’m not trusted, but Mrs. Hooker says that it’s because I’m a “social butterfly”. I don’t think that is very accurate. I don’t have any wings and how can I be social if I’m locked away in the corner!? Mrs. Hooker plops a pre-write on my desk and in a nice, yet intimidating tone says  “Now class, begin writing AND NO PREGUNTAS!! I am going to sit at my desk. Kyle is in charge.” That was this morning, and every red day since the begging of the 8th grade. Now she has us writing these silly class blogs that no one will read! Sigh.. this year was suppose to be easy, I was suppose to fly right through this year no problem and now I have to update a blog every time I breath.

Well since I have this blog, mine as well make it the most amazing most spectacular and entertaining that it can be! This blog will most definitely include, pictures of cats with bread on their faces, shameful dogs, memes about thoughtful dinosaurs, and last but not least harlem shakes galore! Everything that makes a good internet spot will be seen. My name is Jayne and I will be your guid through the inter-web! I am an 8th grader at a middle school in utah and thats all I'm gonna say( I don't want creepers to offer me candy and free wifi in the back of their vans) 

That's all I have fo now... Nice to meet you internet people :)