Hello, my name is Vladimir Puchnicov and I am a nice man. My friends call me Adam so you all too. I enjoy long walks with my dog, and climbing tall trees. My dog also tries to climb the trees. He never makes it up the first branch. His name is Heffy and he has golden fur. He is definitely a pack animal and thinks he is the leader. He does have powerful legs that make him somewhat dominant. Sometimes I like to lie down in the snow with only my swim-trunks on. It makes a burning sensation when I jump into the hot-tub which makes me feel good in a weird way. I always find it entertaining when I see a body print melted into the snow. I also enjoy making money and spending it. I have a problem with not spending my money on useless things that only look cool so now I just don’t have money with me. It is because I don’t have any money. I spent it all on “stuff.” I hate the sound of styrofoam when they squeak together. It hurts my ears and grinds my teeth. I am currently unemployed and have applied to join Landon & Co. They are very new and I will get a good job. Hopefully I will receive good pay. By good pay I mean at least 1 dollar an hour. That is a great pay job. That is all for today.
With bounds of enjoyment,
Vladimir Puchnicov (Adam)
Adam, Landon & Co. has to be the worse paying job in the world. Work somewhere like Hooker International or something along those lines. The pay is much better and you'll be able to use the company car:)
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